:root{
  --pink:#F15DA2; --pink-deep:#D94489;
  --yellow:#FFD43B; --navy:#17152E; --cream:#FFF8ED;
  --display:"Archivo Black","Archivo",system-ui,sans-serif;
  --body:"Nunito Sans",system-ui,-apple-system,sans-serif;
  --gutter:clamp(20px,5vw,64px);
  --maxw:1120px;
}
*{box-sizing:border-box}
html{scroll-behavior:smooth}
body{margin:0;background:var(--pink);color:var(--navy);font-family:var(--body);
  font-size:clamp(17px,1.05vw + 14px,19px);line-height:1.6;-webkit-font-smoothing:antialiased;overflow-x:hidden}
img{max-width:100%;height:auto;display:block}
a{color:inherit}
.wrap{max-width:var(--maxw);margin:0 auto;padding-inline:var(--gutter);position:relative}

/* caution tape */
.tape{height:22px;background:repeating-linear-gradient(-45deg,var(--yellow) 0 22px,var(--navy) 22px 44px)}

/* ---------- hero ---------- */
.hero{background:var(--pink);padding:clamp(40px,7vw,84px) 0 0}
.hero-in{max-width:var(--maxw);margin:0 auto;padding-inline:var(--gutter);
  display:grid;grid-template-columns:1.22fr .78fr;gap:clamp(16px,3vw,40px);align-items:end}
.badge{display:inline-block;margin:0 0 .5em;background:var(--yellow);color:var(--navy);
  font-family:var(--display);font-size:clamp(15px,1.4vw,21px);letter-spacing:.06em;
  padding:.3em .8em;transform:rotate(-1.6deg);box-shadow:7px 7px 0 var(--navy)}
h1{font-family:var(--display);font-size:clamp(38px,6.2vw,74px);line-height:.94;text-wrap:balance;letter-spacing:-.015em;
  margin:.22em 0 .32em;text-transform:uppercase}
h1{overflow-wrap:break-word}
h1 em{font-style:normal;color:var(--yellow);text-shadow:.055em .055em 0 var(--navy);display:inline-block}
.byline{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.05em;
  font-size:clamp(14px,1.3vw,18px);background:var(--cream);display:inline-block;
  padding:.5em .9em;margin:0 0 1.1em;box-shadow:6px 6px 0 var(--navy)}
.byline strong{font-weight:inherit}
.lede{max-width:34ch;margin:0 0 1.6em;font-weight:600;font-size:1.05em}
.hero-art img{width:100%;max-width:400px;margin-inline:auto;filter:drop-shadow(0 18px 30px rgba(23,21,46,.25))}

/* ---------- buttons ---------- */
.btn{display:inline-block;font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.045em;
  font-size:clamp(15px,1.3vw,19px);text-decoration:none;border:0;cursor:pointer;
  padding:.85em 1.5em;transition:transform .09s ease,box-shadow .09s ease}
.btn-yellow{background:var(--yellow);color:var(--navy);box-shadow:7px 7px 0 var(--navy)}
.btn-navy{background:var(--navy);color:var(--yellow);box-shadow:7px 7px 0 var(--cream)}
.btn:hover{transform:translate(3px,3px)}
.btn-yellow:hover{box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--navy)}
.btn-navy:hover{box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--cream)}
.btn:active{transform:translate(7px,7px);box-shadow:0 0 0 var(--navy)}
.btn.big{font-size:clamp(19px,2.4vw,28px);padding:.8em 1.7em}

/* ---------- joke machine ---------- */
.machine{background:var(--pink);padding:clamp(56px,9vw,110px) 0 clamp(60px,9vw,110px);text-align:center;position:relative;overflow:hidden}
.kicker{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.14em;
  font-size:clamp(12px,1.05vw,14px);color:var(--cream);margin:0 0 .6em}
.kicker.navy{color:var(--navy)}
h2{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;line-height:.96;letter-spacing:-.01em;
  font-size:clamp(32px,5.2vw,62px);margin:0 0 .35em;color:var(--cream)}
h2.navy{color:var(--navy)}
.machine .sub{color:var(--cream);max-width:34ch;margin:0 auto 2em;font-weight:600;opacity:.95}
.card{background:var(--cream);color:var(--navy);max-width:640px;margin:0 auto 2em;
  padding:clamp(30px,5vw,52px) clamp(24px,4vw,46px);box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--navy);
  min-height:220px;display:flex;flex-direction:column;justify-content:center;align-items:center;gap:1em}
.setup{font-family:var(--display);font-size:clamp(21px,2.5vw,30px);line-height:1.15;margin:0;text-wrap:balance}
.punch{font-family:var(--display);font-size:clamp(23px,2.9vw,36px);line-height:1.12;margin:0;
  color:var(--pink-deep);text-wrap:balance;animation:pop .28s cubic-bezier(.3,1.6,.5,1)}
@keyframes pop{from{transform:scale(.88);opacity:0}to{transform:scale(1);opacity:1}}
.reveal{background:none;border:3px dashed var(--navy);color:var(--navy);cursor:pointer;
  font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;
  font-size:clamp(13px,1.2vw,16px);padding:.65em 1.2em}
.reveal:hover{background:var(--yellow)}
.count{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.1em;
  font-size:13px;color:var(--cream);margin:1.4em 0 0;min-height:1.2em;opacity:.85}
.doodle{position:absolute;width:clamp(72px,9vw,128px);opacity:.38;pointer-events:none}
.d1{top:1%;left:-2%;transform:rotate(-14deg)}
.d2{bottom:4%;right:0;transform:rotate(12deg)}
.d3{top:3%;right:1%;transform:rotate(6deg)}

/* ---------- inside ---------- */
.inside{background:var(--cream);padding:clamp(56px,9vw,108px) 0;text-align:center}
.chips{list-style:none;padding:0;margin:2.4em 0 0;display:grid;
  grid-template-columns:repeat(4,1fr);gap:clamp(14px,3vw,34px)}
.chips li{display:flex;flex-direction:column;align-items:center;gap:.9em}
.chips img{width:clamp(78px,9.5vw,124px)}
.chips span{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.03em;
  font-size:clamp(12px,1.15vw,15px);line-height:1.35}

/* ---------- author ---------- */
.author{background:var(--navy);padding:clamp(56px,9vw,108px) 0}
.two{display:grid;grid-template-columns:.85fr 1.15fr;gap:clamp(24px,5vw,66px);align-items:center}
.author .kicker{color:var(--yellow)}
.author h2{color:var(--yellow)}
.author p{color:var(--cream)}
.author-art img{width:100%;max-width:330px}
.qa{margin:1.8em 0 0}
.qa dt{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.05em;
  font-size:clamp(11px,1vw,13px);color:var(--pink);margin-top:1.15em}
.qa dd{margin:.25em 0 0;color:var(--cream);font-size:1.06em;font-weight:600}
.orig-label{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.06em;
  font-size:clamp(11px,1vw,13px);color:var(--pink) !important;margin:2.2em 0 .5em}
.orig{font-family:var(--display);font-size:clamp(19px,2.2vw,27px);line-height:1.2;
  color:var(--yellow) !important;border-left:6px solid var(--pink);padding-left:.7em;margin:0}

/* ---------- book ---------- */
.book{background:var(--cream);padding:clamp(56px,9vw,108px) 0}
.book .kicker,.book h2{color:var(--navy)}
.book-art img{width:100%;max-width:340px;box-shadow:16px 16px 0 var(--navy)}
.notify{margin-top:2em}
.notify label{display:block;font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;
  letter-spacing:.05em;font-size:clamp(13px,1.2vw,16px);margin-bottom:.7em}
.row{display:flex;gap:12px;flex-wrap:wrap}
.row input{flex:1 1 220px;min-width:0;border:3px solid var(--navy);background:#fff;
  padding:.85em 1em;font:inherit;font-weight:600;color:var(--navy)}
.row input:focus{outline:4px solid var(--pink);outline-offset:1px}
.note{font-size:.88em;margin:.9em 0 0;opacity:.75}
.note.ok{color:#0a7a3f;opacity:1;font-weight:700}
.note.err{color:#b3123f;opacity:1;font-weight:700}

/* ---------- footer ---------- */
footer{background:var(--navy);color:var(--cream);padding:clamp(40px,6vw,64px) 0;text-align:center}
footer p{margin:0 auto;max-width:56ch}
footer a{color:var(--yellow);text-underline-offset:3px}
.fine{margin-top:1.4em !important;font-size:.82em;opacity:.6}

/* ---------- responsive ---------- */
@media (max-width:860px){
  .hero-in{grid-template-columns:1fr;text-align:center;gap:8px}
  .lede{margin-inline:auto}
  .hero-art img{max-width:min(300px,68vw)}
  .two{grid-template-columns:1fr;text-align:center}
  .author-art img,.book-art img{margin-inline:auto}
  .qa dd{font-size:1em}
  .orig{border-left:0;border-top:6px solid var(--pink);padding:.7em 0 0;text-align:center}
  .chips{grid-template-columns:repeat(2,1fr)}
  .row{justify-content:center}
  .d1,.d2,.d3{display:none}
}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){
  *{animation:none !important;transition:none !important}
  html{scroll-behavior:auto}
}

/* ============ NAV ============ */
.nav{background:var(--navy);position:sticky;top:0;z-index:50}
.nav-in{max-width:var(--maxw);margin:0 auto;padding:0 var(--gutter);
  display:flex;align-items:center;justify-content:space-between;gap:16px;min-height:62px;flex-wrap:wrap}
.brand{display:flex;align-items:center;gap:10px;text-decoration:none;padding:12px 0}
.brand b{background:var(--yellow);color:var(--navy);font-family:var(--display);
  font-size:13px;letter-spacing:.06em;padding:.25em .5em;text-transform:uppercase}
.brand span{color:var(--cream);font-family:var(--display);font-size:13px;
  letter-spacing:.04em;text-transform:uppercase}
.nav ul{list-style:none;display:flex;gap:clamp(14px,2.4vw,30px);margin:0;padding:0 0 12px;flex-wrap:wrap}
.nav a{color:var(--cream);text-decoration:none;font-family:var(--display);
  font-size:13px;letter-spacing:.06em;text-transform:uppercase;padding:4px 0;
  border-bottom:3px solid transparent}
.nav a:hover{border-bottom-color:var(--yellow)}
.nav a[aria-current="page"]{color:var(--yellow);border-bottom-color:var(--yellow)}
@media (max-width:640px){
  .nav-in{justify-content:center;min-height:0;padding-top:10px}
  .brand{padding:6px 0}
  .nav ul{justify-content:center;gap:16px}
}

/* ============ SUBPAGE HEADER ============ */
.phead{background:var(--pink);padding:clamp(44px,7vw,84px) 0 clamp(40px,6vw,72px);text-align:center}
.phead h1{font-size:clamp(34px,5.6vw,64px);margin:.1em 0 .3em;color:var(--navy)}
.phead h1 em{font-style:normal;color:var(--yellow);text-shadow:.055em .055em 0 var(--navy)}
.phead p{max-width:44ch;margin:0 auto;font-weight:600;color:var(--navy)}

/* ============ STORY ============ */
.story{background:var(--cream);padding:clamp(48px,7vw,96px) 0}
.story .wrap{max-width:900px}
.polaroid{background:#fff;padding:14px 14px 56px;box-shadow:14px 14px 0 var(--navy);
  transform:rotate(-2.2deg);max-width:340px;margin:0 auto clamp(30px,5vw,54px);position:relative}
.polaroid img{width:100%}
.polaroid figcaption{position:absolute;left:0;right:0;bottom:14px;text-align:center;
  font-family:var(--display);font-size:12px;letter-spacing:.06em;text-transform:uppercase;color:var(--navy)}
.story h2{color:var(--navy);text-align:left;font-size:clamp(26px,3.6vw,40px);margin:2em 0 .5em}
.story h2:first-of-type{margin-top:0}
.story p{font-size:1.06em;margin:0 0 1.1em;max-width:62ch}
.pull{font-family:var(--display);font-size:clamp(20px,2.6vw,30px);line-height:1.22;
  color:var(--pink-deep);border-left:7px solid var(--yellow);padding:.1em 0 .1em .8em;
  margin:1.8em 0;max-width:24ch}
.dadnote{background:var(--navy);color:var(--cream);padding:clamp(26px,4vw,42px);
  box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--pink);margin:2.6em 0 0}
.dadnote h3{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.05em;
  font-size:clamp(14px,1.5vw,17px);color:var(--yellow);margin:0 0 .8em}
.dadnote p{color:var(--cream);max-width:58ch}
.dadnote p:last-child{margin-bottom:0}
.dadnote a{color:var(--yellow)}

/* ============ JOKES PAGE ============ */
.jokespage{background:var(--pink);padding:clamp(40px,6vw,76px) 0 clamp(56px,8vw,100px);
  text-align:center;position:relative;overflow:hidden}
.share-row{display:flex;gap:12px;justify-content:center;flex-wrap:wrap;margin-top:1.6em}
.share{background:var(--cream);color:var(--navy);border:0;cursor:pointer;
  font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.05em;
  font-size:clamp(13px,1.2vw,16px);padding:.8em 1.3em;box-shadow:6px 6px 0 var(--navy);
  transition:transform .09s ease,box-shadow .09s ease}
.share:hover{transform:translate(3px,3px);box-shadow:3px 3px 0 var(--navy)}
.share[disabled]{opacity:.55;cursor:default;transform:none;box-shadow:6px 6px 0 var(--navy)}
.shared-msg{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;
  font-size:12px;color:var(--cream);min-height:1.4em;margin:1em 0 0}

/* ============ CONTACT ============ */
.contact{background:var(--cream);padding:clamp(48px,7vw,96px) 0}
.contact .wrap{max-width:720px}
.ccard{background:#fff;padding:clamp(28px,4.5vw,48px);box-shadow:14px 14px 0 var(--navy);margin-bottom:2em}
.ccard h2{color:var(--navy);text-align:left;font-size:clamp(22px,3vw,32px);margin:0 0 .5em}
.ccard p{margin:0 0 1em;max-width:54ch}
.ccard p:last-child{margin-bottom:0}
.bigmail{font-family:var(--display);font-size:clamp(18px,2.4vw,28px);
  color:var(--pink-deep);text-decoration:none;border-bottom:5px solid var(--yellow);
  display:inline-block;margin:.3em 0 .2em;word-break:break-word}
.bigmail:hover{background:var(--yellow)}
.grownups{background:var(--navy);color:var(--cream);padding:clamp(22px,3.5vw,34px);
  box-shadow:10px 10px 0 var(--pink)}
.grownups h3{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.05em;
  font-size:14px;color:var(--yellow);margin:0 0 .7em}
.grownups p{margin:0;max-width:56ch}
.grownups a{color:var(--yellow)}

/* ============ CROSS-LINK STRIP ============ */
.strip{background:var(--navy);padding:clamp(40px,6vw,72px) 0;text-align:center}
.strip h2{color:var(--yellow);margin-bottom:.4em}
.strip p{color:var(--cream);max-width:48ch;margin:0 auto 1.6em}

/* ============ ABOUT-HER FACTS ============ */
.facts{list-style:none;margin:2.2em 0 0;padding:0;display:grid;
  grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(150px,1fr));gap:2px;background:var(--navy);
  border:3px solid var(--navy)}
.facts li{background:var(--cream);padding:18px 20px}
.facts dt,.facts b{display:block;font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;
  letter-spacing:.07em;font-size:11px;color:var(--pink-deep);margin-bottom:.4em}
.facts span{font-weight:700;font-size:1.02em;line-height:1.3;display:block}

/* contact form */
.cform{margin-top:1.4em;display:grid;gap:1.05em}
.cform label{display:grid;gap:.35em;font-weight:800;font-size:.9em;color:var(--navy)}
.cform input[type=text],.cform input[type=email],.cform select,.cform textarea{
  font:inherit;font-weight:400;font-size:1rem;color:var(--navy);background:var(--cream);
  border:3px solid var(--navy);border-radius:0;padding:.65em .8em;width:100%;min-width:0}
.cform textarea{resize:vertical;min-height:8em}
.cform :focus-visible{outline:4px solid var(--pink);outline-offset:2px}
.cform .row2{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:1.05em}
@media (max-width:560px){.cform .row2{grid-template-columns:1fr}}
.cform label.check{display:flex;gap:.6em;align-items:flex-start;font-weight:600}
.cform label.check input{width:22px;height:22px;flex:none;margin:.15em 0 0;accent-color:var(--pink-deep)}
.cform .btn{justify-self:start;border:0;cursor:pointer;font-size:clamp(17px,1.8vw,21px);padding:.75em 1.6em}
.cform .btn:disabled{opacity:.6;cursor:wait}
.cform .hp{position:absolute;left:-9999px;width:1px;height:1px;overflow:hidden}
.fstatus{margin:0;font-weight:800;min-height:1.4em}
.fstatus.ok{color:#1C7B53}.fstatus.err{color:var(--pink-deep)}

/* ============ BUY CTAs ============ */
.nav a.navbuy{background:var(--yellow);color:var(--navy);border:0;padding:.35em .8em;margin-top:-.35em;display:inline-block}
.nav a.navbuy:hover{background:var(--pink);color:#fff}
.ctas{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;align-items:center;gap:14px 22px}
.textlink{font-weight:800;color:var(--navy);text-underline-offset:4px;text-decoration-thickness:2px}
.textlink.light{color:var(--cream)}
.price{font-weight:800;letter-spacing:.02em;margin:.2em 0 1em}
.hero-price{margin:1.1em 0 0;font-size:.9em;opacity:.85}
.book .btn{margin-top:.2em}
.upsell{margin:1.2em auto 0;max-width:40ch;text-align:center;font-weight:700;color:var(--cream)}
.upsell a{color:var(--yellow);text-underline-offset:3px}
.jokespage .upsell{color:var(--navy)}.jokespage .upsell a{color:var(--pink-deep)}
.inline-cta{margin:1.4em 0 2em}
.buybar{background:var(--yellow);padding:clamp(52px,8vw,96px) 0}
.buybar .kicker,.buybar h2,.buybar p{color:var(--navy)}
.buybar h2{text-align:left}
.buybar-art img{width:100%;max-width:260px;box-shadow:14px 14px 0 var(--navy)}
.buybar .btn-yellow{background:var(--navy);color:var(--yellow);box-shadow:7px 7px 0 var(--pink)}
.buybar .btn-yellow:hover{box-shadow:4px 4px 0 var(--pink)}
.buybar .price{margin:1.2em 0 0;font-size:.9em}
.btn-navy-on-dark{background:var(--yellow);color:var(--navy);box-shadow:7px 7px 0 var(--pink)}
@media (max-width:860px){.buybar h2{text-align:center}.buybar-copy{text-align:center}.buybar-art img{margin-inline:auto}.ctas{justify-content:center}}

/* ============ SIGNED COPIES ============ */
.signed-link{margin:.9em 0 0;font-weight:800}
.signed-link a{color:var(--navy);text-underline-offset:4px;text-decoration-thickness:2px}
.book .signed-link{margin:1.1em 0 .4em}
.steps-list{margin:0 0 .4em;padding-left:1.2em;display:grid;gap:.35em;font-weight:600}
.cform .opt{font-weight:400;opacity:.7}

/* ============ BUY CHOOSER ============ */
html{scroll-padding-top:70px}
.buybar-head{text-align:center;max-width:52ch;margin:0 auto 2em}
.buybar-head h2{text-align:center}
.choose{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:clamp(18px,3vw,32px);max-width:860px;margin:0 auto}
.opt{display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:.55em;padding:clamp(24px,3.5vw,36px);text-decoration:none;
  border:4px solid var(--navy);transition:transform .15s ease}
.opt:hover{transform:translate(-3px,-3px)}
.opt-tag{font-family:var(--display);text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.05em;font-size:.82em}
.opt-price{font-family:var(--display);font-size:clamp(40px,5.5vw,60px);line-height:1}
.opt-note{flex:1;margin-bottom:.6em;font-weight:600}
.opt .btn{align-self:flex-start}
.opt-signed{background:var(--navy);color:var(--cream);box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--pink)}
.opt-signed .opt-tag,.opt-signed .opt-price{color:var(--yellow)}
.opt-signed .btn-yellow{box-shadow:6px 6px 0 var(--pink)}
.opt-amz{background:#fff;color:var(--navy);box-shadow:12px 12px 0 var(--navy)}
.opt-amz .btn-navy{box-shadow:6px 6px 0 var(--yellow)}
@media (max-width:700px){.choose{grid-template-columns:1fr}.opt .btn{align-self:stretch;text-align:center}}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){.opt{transition:none}.opt:hover{transform:none}}
.buybar .opt-signed .btn-yellow{background:var(--yellow);color:var(--navy);box-shadow:6px 6px 0 var(--pink)}

.secure{font-size:.85em;opacity:.75;margin:1.2em 0 0}
.thanks{border-left:10px solid #1C7B53}

/* hero: room under the CTA so its shadow never hits the next section */
.hero-copy{padding-bottom:clamp(48px,6vw,84px)}

/* book section: what's inside */
.inside-list{list-style:none;margin:0 0 1.2em;padding:0;display:grid;gap:.55em;max-width:40ch}
.inside-list li{position:relative;padding-left:1.4em;font-weight:600}
.inside-list li::before{content:"";position:absolute;left:0;top:.5em;width:.7em;height:.7em;background:var(--pink)}
.specs-line{font-weight:800;margin:0 0 1.4em;opacity:.8}
@media (max-width:860px){.inside-list{margin-inline:auto;text-align:left}}

.author-copy p a{color:var(--yellow);text-underline-offset:3px}